Laugh while staying at home

By papa042 β€’ 6 months ago β€’ 17474 β€’ 7128

1. I was just testing the speed of my neighbours chicken, now he thinks I'm a thief...na waooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Most ladies don’t answer video calls after 9pm because their faces have been restored back to factory settings.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Cute Lady With Stomach Pain:

Doctor: What did you eat last night, young lady?

Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.

Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.

Cute Lady: Garri and beans with borehole water.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Forget electric shock bro, nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating. There's no rain without thunder.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. I never knew this quarantine period could be this difficult until this morning my neighbour brought his cat and asked me to buy it. I told him I don't have rats in my house, then he said "Just buy the cat I will bring you rats later in the evening"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Happy Stay-At-Home.. Stay Safe oπŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸΎ

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