▪Age is jus a no. age is just a no. 😒😒 till visitor visit you and tell you they came to see ur aunty.....😂
▪Despite the coronation, in my country if you say nobody should come outside every body will come out to check if nobody came out🙃🙃
▪Some people be like:
How are you
Can I know you
Where are you from
How old are u
Are you the first child
Are you a guy
Bros abeg if I fill this form finish when I go come collect my appointment letter😒😒
▪️ *Some women will make sure their sho matches their clothes, yet they cannot make their attitude match their beauty, the same thing with some men, they look mature but canno stop following all small girls around.*
It's a fair share, no attack on me.
▪️ *Lucky Dube* onc said "There will be no school anymore " We thought it was weed.
Now I am a *prisoner*
▪️ *Kissing a tall girlfriend will always be difficult.*
*It's like drinking w from the shower
▪️ It was China that ate the meat....now the of the world is just washing hands
▪️ If you have mouth odour and put ON face mask😷you are enjoying the fruit of your labour 🙈🙈🏃♂️🏃
▪When a girl post "I love him so much" without mentioning his name, more than 17 guys feel special
▪Don't come inside!
Don't come inside!
Don't come inside!
This is how Nigerian ladies shout when moping the floor😂😂floor😂😂
▪Marrying a Yoruba girls is like signing a deal with pepper company🤣🤣
▪The true definition of heart break is when you by iPhone 11 pro for your babe or crush and she says thanks bro😭😭
▪ To whom it may concern let's have adult children church.. The way short people be disturbing in adult church ehhh😒😒
▪️ *Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,*
*they behave like cashiers in the bank….*
next customer please.
▪️ *We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures ✋✋*
_Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome in The Previous Photo !!_
▪️ *AFTER DIVORCE WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*
*WIFE:* Sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for 20years is not your daughter.
*HUSBAND:* Thank God am free coz I was guilty thinking I was sleeping with my daughter, please tell her to come back home.
*Who was hurt most????*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
▪️ *A man will spend his money to marry a lady, they will still write Nkechi Weds Fred. Is Nkechi marrying Fred. Who started this nonsense sef?*🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
▪️Never be angry with who leaked your secret, if secrets were easy to keep you would have kept it yourself..🤔😄🤗🤓🙄
▪small corona and you are panicking ... Have you see the thunder that will strike you if you still my post🤨🤣
▪my mom have been looking at me since the pastor said "if you are a virgin come to the alter if u lie u will die"
▪I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: *sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and drink small Stout🍺 😏😒🙄*
▪The suffering of a man is not to see him working under the sun. But rather to see him negotiating on the bed with a girl who has already taken off her clothes, but who refuses to take off the panties.
▪️ *A man can tolerate a fallen breast!! 😱🤦♂but women will organise a family meeting because of a fallen dick🍆🍑👈🙄🤥😏😂🤣🤣😆*
▪If you think you're educated
Name any five types of water...🙄🙄🙄🏃🏃🏃
▪️ *The only good thing about Africa is that, when they say nobody should go out, everybody goes out to see if nobody has gone out.*
In Africa, seeing i believing.
▪️I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But U See Those Empty Perfume Bottles On Ur Dressing Table,Throw Them Away.
It Is Finished😂
▪️Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for hiswife. WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people🙄🙄🙄?🤣🤣🤣
▪️ *I want an honest answer from guys only*
*What will you do if a woman locks you in a room and says 'I'm gonna rape you"😹*
▪️If Not For My Chemistry Textbook That Was Stolen In Secondary School What Is CORONA VACCINE That I Cannot Produce?
▪️POOR MEN WILL BE HARASSING THEIR WIVES FOR NOT GIVING BIRTH TO A MALE CHILD
THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL HE INHERIT 😏😏😏
▪️I gave up on life whe I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact name saved as, *"School Fees"!*
▪Nothing is too painful than telling someone I love you and all you got is *thank you* 😌😌
▪My dear if my jokes no make you laugh ... I can't kill myself for you... who you offend for your village😒😒
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